some  rly  bad  meta  /  rambling  abt  frank  &&  my  velvet  goldmine  crossover  blaah

                            okay so – here’s my shit. jack fairy ( of velvet goldmine ) is actually transylvanian && he’s known frank since they were both wee babes. anyway, i feel like jack is probably pretty well respected too, not like frank levels of respected bc duh there can only be one prince of transylvania ! but jack is probably like from a v wealthy fam & therefore the queen loves him and lets frank hang out with him. awful i know but what else did u expect of the queen furter. anyway, jack left transsexual before frank did, probably to establish another extraterrestrial safe place but also to have kinky sex with humans and start a new subgenre of rock music … u know just the basics. so when frank finally does make it to earth with riff & mags in tow, he meets up with jack and they use the transducer to beam all over the planet and go to super cool glam rock gigs and sometimes frank sings with jack’s bands & gets to meet all the v gorgeous rock stars and their people and they’re all just SO OKAY with frank being nb & unapologetically sexual ! and frank feels so at home and happy and i want that so much for him

                            so adding on to my # alien rock star aesthetic, what if frank became so in love with glam rock & performing for an audience other than his friends that he found some underground gay club in cleveland and started playing there   (  think isabella rossellini in blue velvet mixed with iggy pop  )   and THAT’S WHERE HE MET EDDIE && COLLIE ? think it over. not at the same time tho. like, i’d think that frank probably met columbia first – she saw him performing once and was literally heart eyes so one night she finally decided to hang around after the show and she got to meet him as frank was getting in his pickup to leave and was just totally … she’s just filled with so much LOVE already and frank just makes her even MORE lovey and it’s just too much to handle & frank can like, pick up on her passion and so he invites her back to the castle and she like … never comes back out lmao. && as for mister edward, maybe he plays there too, maybe he has some little band that he sings & plays his sax with and frank watches them play one night and he just finds eddie so attractive ! he loves big guys who don’t exactly have any idea what they’re doing ! and after frank literally eye-fucks eddie from the audience they meet up after the show and eddie ultimately gets lured back to the castle too and frank just breaks the news 2 collie he’s like … sorry queen :/ i have a new boyfriend

                            && also feel free to ignore this hc but this is how i think the eddie/columbia/frank thing went down. SO columbia came along first, she & frank had a thing ( a thing that frank was never particularly enthusiastic about for whatever reason ) which lasted for quite a while but then frank discovered eddie and had him move into the castle and started fuckin that boy instead, ouch. BUT thing is, eddie digs frank but he also digs columbia to the point where they start having a thing behind frank’s back and dear god when frank finds out. from then on frank is just like ✓ Read 4:20 PM @ columbia and eddie is … well eddie’s in the freezer until frank decides 2 have him 4 supper. yikes.