ok but … things that i absolutely cannot stop thinking about because i live 4 the # everyone lives past the floorshow idea

                    FIRST OF ALL i went 2 the beach the other day and i got seriously sunburned (like. the worst sunburn. i can’t walk) and i really got to thinking, you know frank & the transies probably have no idea how harmful the sun is because they’ve never really experienced much sunlight, except during the time they’ve spent on earth. BUT columbia gets this bright idea and suggests that they all go to the beach ( they find some fkn beach in ohio i don’t care anymore ) but columbia is so excited about taking her friends to the beach that she forgets to give them sunscreen & so while brad and janet are slightly burned and rocky isn’t burned at all bc he’s synthetic and has a permanent tan, magenta, riff, & frank are like fucking tomatoes because a.) no sunscreen and b.) they’ve never ever EVER been under direct sunlight for a whole DAY before and goddd they just have to deal with these god awful sunburns and with columbia constantly apologizing and offering them all aloe. forgive her please she needs family time to live

and SECOND OF ALL, i’m not gonna go into gr8 detail on this one bc i really need to be doing icons & tags but i just needed to get this out, imagine brad and janet ( mostly janet, brad kind of just wants to stay @ home tbh ) taking the fam out to the supermarket to get groceries for a “blending in with the humans” exercise