Getting ready for the floor show is hard work..
Angry
- “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
- “Fuck this.”
- “Get the fuck out of here.”
- “Who the fuck are you?”
- “Fuck that!”
- “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
- “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
- “Shut the fuck up.“
- “Get your fucking act together.”
- “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
- “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
- “Get your fucking hands off of me!”
- “Stay the fuck away from me.”
- “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
- “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
- “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
- “Get the fuck over it.”
- “Where the fuck have you been?”
- “What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
- “Fuck life.”
- “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
- “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
- “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
- “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
- “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
- “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
- “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
- “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
- “Who the fuck cares?”
- “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
- “I fucked up my own life.”
- “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
- “Fuck you!”
- “I fucked your mom last night.”
- “You’re a fucking asshole.”
- “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
- “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
- “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
- “Go fuck yourself.”
- “Motherfucker!”
- “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
- “Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
- “Fuck me.”
- “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
- “I’d fuck you all night long.”
- “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
- “You look so fucking hot right now.”
- “Fuck–faster~”
- “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
- “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
- “Babe, fuck–not here.”
- “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
- “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
- “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
- “F-fuck–please–~”
- “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
- “You better use a fucking condom.”
- “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
- “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
- “Fuck, it’s big.”
- “Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
- “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
- “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
- “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
- “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
- “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
- “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
- “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
- “What the fuck did we do last night?”
- “Where the fuck am I?”
- “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
- “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
- “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
- “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
- “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
- “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
- “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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[ COLORS ] red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte. royal blue. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green.
[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. fog.lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops.
[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. wounds. burns. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. piercing. tattoos.
[ WEAPONS ] fists. sword. dagger. spear. arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. mud balls.
[ MATERIALS ] gold. silver. platinum. titanium. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt. mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics.
[ NATURE ] grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. lavender. petals. thorns. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. roots. flowers. ocean. river. meadow. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rainforest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains.
[ ANIMALS ] lions. wolves. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. praying mantises. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dragons. rats.
[ FOODS/DRINKS ] sugar. salt. candy. bubblegum. wine. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies. desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. burgers. burritos. pizza. ambrosia.
[ HOBBIES ] music. art. watercolors. gardening. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching. fighting. writing. composing. cooking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. violin. guitar. electronic guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. harp. woodwinds. brass. bells. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. climbing. running.
[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. jewelry. chokers. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. costume. ruffle collar. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup.
[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. kisses. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism.pessimism. loneliness. fear. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. enemies. loyalty. deception. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs.
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tagging: oh god once again i think all my friends have been tagged already !! so if you see this & want to do it, consider urself tagged by me :’)

WELL REALLY !!! this blog is less than two months old and i’ve already written / made friends with so many extraordinary people, & i can’t even begin to tell you all how much that means to me ! i know i’ve gotten # sentimental about rocky horror before SO I WON’T DO IT AGAIN lmao. but it really warms my heart that you guys want to write with me & talk 2 me about my fav movie / story ever :’)
@tristandcffy / @thinkdrink / @malfoyscion / wherever u are : val my babie i love you so much ! you make me so happy, you inspire me, & you make every single day a beautiful one, JUST LIKE URSELF ! all i wanna do is love & support you for the rest of my life. ur the draco 2 my harry 7ever. the luke 2 my han. i can’t wait to go all over the place w u & watch u become a lil spencer reid ! u r my everything <3 <3 <3
@ragestained / @darkwcb : louise louise LOUISE, my internet sibling, the rents 2 my si, the gay journalist 2 my gay glitter rockstar, i love u dude ! & i love all your charas, not to mention ur The Best Tate Langdon Ever ™. i luv being Mean with u & jst talkin to u in general bc we srsly talk about the WILDEST shit omg, i love it so much I LOVE U SO MUCH !
@doublefeaturre : SWID oh my god you are just so great. ur writing always blows me away && not to mention our frank/rocky threads !!! END MY LIFE i love them so much, i love ur rocky so much, i love all ur muses so much, i love u so much. u keep being u always my dude, like u have so many quality rocky horror muses AND a wilde blog AND a wadsworth blog im ??? Honestly Shook i love you
@itstoll : * flips over in my kayak * HELP ME I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO but seriously the conversations we have make me so happy like omg they make me laugh so much, && your portrayal of riff is so heartbreakingly accurate ! you’ve also helped me feel very safe and very comfortable in the rhps rp community, so i really gotta thank you so much for that <3 ilysm freaky !!!!!
@wellsecluded : where do i even begin omg, first of all i have to say that your portrayal of magenta is absolutely out of this world && that i’m honored to have threads with you ! you have such a grip on genta’s character and it’s very obvious you know exactly what you’re doing ! i admire you very much <3 you were also an integral part of my rocky horror watch party && i’m looking forward to the next one !
@makesyovcry : WE’RE FAMOUS for our very accurately titled ‘ messy thread ’ && i love it so much omfg. but really, your portrayal of eddie is !!! so impressive, and i know u recently hit a milestone too WHICH U DESERVE so much honestly you are just so good. && you’re also so kind and wonderful ooc too, like what did i do to deserve some1 like u on my dash i’m gonna cry ily
@diiagnose / @devcted / @sparkletint / @blessmysovl / @legacyborne / @kingsmanhart / @holmescouture / probably oodles more but !! i’m tired and my head hurts but just know tht even if u weren’t mentioned in this list I LUV U !! && i sincerely thank the 200+ of you that put up with my bs i love u all so much okay i’m done i jst have so much love
Static.
Nothing but static, static, static, filling up his brain, clouding his vision, forcing his lips to close into a straight line, enveloping every inch of his body from the tip of his toes to the top of his head. Screaming in his ear. Crying out to his bruised elbows and knees and his aching hands and wrists and his newly split lip and his ever-worn bones and his old soul.
Static there in the form of an elegantly gloved hand pressing against his arm and his face and it FEELS like too much, it feels venomous, it feels like there’s something IN HIS BLOODSTREAM that he simply can’t cut out, that he can’t be cured from – Frank’s voice, his words, his meaning, is IN HIS SKIN, and it feels like VIOLATION.
He’s hit. It feels like lightning. Falling on the ground is the sinister rumble of thunder rippling through his brain.
Aforementioned aching hands press against the ground, and soon it’s his forehead that’s on the ground as he’s attempting to twist away from the other’s looming figure, without much success – he’s like a STUBBORN CHILD refusing to meet the gaze of the accusing parent, only this time the consequences staring him in the face are much more apparent.
(He hates this part. He wished he had more STRENGTH to defend himself, even to SPEAK – to say OF COURSE I LOVE HER, SHE’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER LOVED, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE THE POWER TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME, SHE IS AS UNSHATTERABLE AS A DIAMOND, UNLIKE YOUR FRAGILE EGO, UNLIKE YOUR GLASS BONES; I BELONG TO NO ONE, I MADE MY OWN DESTINY, I PAVED MY OWN PATH, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STOLE ME AWAY, YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY NIGHTMARE, YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY NIGHTMARE.)
(But lord, he was so tired. So sleep deprived. Overworked. Hurt. Angry. Upset. So many emotions and not at all. It was too much. Far too much happening all at once, inside and outside just one man.)
Instead, there he lies. Arms wrapped over his head. Face hidden in the tacky carpet, that of which is surely being dotted with the red from his lip. He’s as still and unmovable as steel. He does not greet Frank’s physical or verbal abuse with the groveling cries that Frank might desire; in fact, he does not even grant the prince a response at all.
He’s just lying there.
reptilian eyes burn invisible holes into the servant, && words, like FANGS dripping with poison, rip and tear at the man in frank’s grasp. now, he can CEASE ; now, he can set riff raff free – after all, this SUBMISSION had been his goal all along, hadn’t it ? but that agony, SWEET like the blood of virgins, glistening in the handyman’s eye calls the scientist’s name, tugs at his very soul. MORE, croons the devil in frank’s black heart. MORE, whispers his boiling blood.
but those eyes, MISERABLE & PLEADING, are then hidden in the rough fabric of the carpet beneath them, and somehow their absence fans the FLAMES of the furter’s wrath. frank is silent as he rises, shadowed lids heavy, gazing upon the servant’s WILTED form. this is his rightful place. this is his only purpose.
one diamanté HEEL is forced into the man’s back, an almost preparatory gesture before the prince draws back && KICKS, not only once and not only twice, but THREE TIMES does he strike. ‘ you are weak. ’ frank tells him, GRIMACING upon his helplessness. ‘ you are weak, GENERAL, weak ! oh, you sicken me. i should never have brought you along – you or your wretched sister. ’
again he kicks, just once more. ‘ remember who your MASTER is, general riff raff. remember that you are here only to SERVE ME. ’ the prince turns, && heels click about the room, the same noisy shoes that had only just been BEATING & BRUISING the servant. sweating, mind buzzing from the ECSTASY of power, of dominion, the furter pours golden liquid into a chalice of pure transsexualian crystal. the glass is cold against his plump, painted lips, & with a glance back at the handyman, still ever so quiet, ever so motionless, the doctor SCOFFS.
‘ STAND, riff raff. be the strong man your sister believes you are. ’
name: doctor frank - n - furter
alias: frankie, frankenfurter
date of birth: nov 11 1943 ( in earth time anyway lmao i’m not here 4 technobabble )
languages: english, transylvanian, other extraterrestrial languages but like i said ^^
orientation: pansexual, demiromantic
occupation: a scientist
record: oh god can i get a big neon sign that says CANNIBALISM, will honestly take the life of just about anyone he pleases, didn’t get into much trouble on transsexual simply because he was the prince. probably got a little ass whoopin’, though, for slapping de lordy, i’ve hc’d that frank isn’t particularly fond of him
disorders: undiagnosed bipolar disorder
eye colour: green.
hair colour: naturally black, though he’s had it blond once or twice
height: 5'8″
scars: no noticeable ones, really. sometimes he’ll obtain a few nicks or so on his hands & fingers, y’know from science experiments
burns: none.
overweight: no.
underweight: no.
song: he straight up HATES human music, so his favorite song is probably one by some space boyband
food: MEN
had sex: duh
had sex in public: yes.
gotten pregnant: no.
kissed a boy: yes.
kissed a girl: yes.
gotten tattoos: no ( the ones u see on him are temporary )
gotten piercings: no.
smoked: yes.
drank: yes.
drugs: yes.
been in love: hmmm
needed surgery: no.
stayed up for more than twenty four hours: yes.
a virgin: absolutely not jfc
a cuddler: with rocky definitely, but anyone else has got 2 be rly impressive to get frankie snugs
a kisser: yes.
scared easily: no.
jealous easily: god yes
trustworthy: nooo
considered mean: EVIL *
harmed self: once.
thought of suicide: briefly.
attempted suicide: no.
fears: betrayal, abandonment, failure.
siblings: none, that he knows of anyway
pets: the dogs, his lovers.
SEND ME A SHIP ! / && accepting.
who hogs the duvet / ro ck y
who texts/rings to check how their day is going / frank, although i don’t think they’d call each other much, considering they’re rarely apart
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts / frank gdi
who gets up first in the morning / i’d imagine frank, who every morning thinks of newannoyingways to wake rocky up
who suggests new things in bed / FRANK
who cries at movies / both of them jsjshj
who gives unprompted massages / FRANK
who fusses over the other when they’re sick / also frank gdi
who gets jealous easiest / FRNA K !?
who has the most embarrassing taste in music / honestly probably rocky
who collects something unusual / rocky jesus christ i wouldn’t be surprised if he started collecting dust bunnies and rat bones
who takes the longest to get ready / is this a trick question
who is the most tidy and organised / they’re both fairly tidy in their own ways, except for when it comes to EATING for rocky
who gets most excited about the holidays / ROCKY IM CRYING
who is the big spoon/little spoon / depends ! but frank luvs when rocky holds him in his big strong arms hsdgahsgh
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports / ROCKY but frank is a sore loser whereas rocky is probs indifferent
who starts the most arguments / frank
who suggests that they buy a pet / !!!!! rocky !!!!
what couple traditions they have / um lmao … in the universe in which they actually get to spend more than one day together ( ouch ) they probably take a good hour to properly get out of bed each morning due to a.) rocky’s sleepiness & b.) frank damn near crying abt how warm & cozy rocky is … & once frank WAKES TF UP and realizes that rocky needs actual food that will make him actually full he gets the servants 2 prepare rly nice dinners 4 them n such. they honestly probably have so many obscure asf traditions tho
what tv shows they watch together / frank HATES earth tv so he keeps rocky away from it tbh
what other couple they hang out with / uh what lmao … nbdy rly ‘ hangs out ’ with frank ur either his lover or his servant
how they spend time together as a couple / they pretty much spend ALL their time 2gether does tht count …
who made the first move / duh
who brings flowers home / frank aw
who is the best cook / NEITHER of them godddd