GET YOUR ROCKS OFF, BABY.
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For the ship meme: Rocky and Frank, obviously - doublefeaturre

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                  SEND ME A SHIP   !   /   &&   accepting.

who hogs the duvet   /   ro ck y
who texts/rings to check how their day is going   /   frank,   although i don’t think they’d call each other much,   considering they’re rarely apart
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts   /   frank gdi
who gets up first in the morning   /   i’d imagine frank,   who every morning thinks of new annoying ways to wake rocky up
who suggests new things in bed   /   FRANK
who cries at movies   /   both of them jsjshj
who gives unprompted massages   /   FRANK
who fusses over the other when they’re sick   /   also frank gdi
who gets jealous easiest   /   FRNA K !? 
who has the most embarrassing taste in music   /   honestly probably rocky
who collects something unusual   /   rocky jesus christ i wouldn’t be surprised if he started collecting dust bunnies and rat bones
who takes the longest to get ready   /   is this a trick question
who is the most tidy and organised   /   they’re both fairly tidy in their own ways,  except for when it comes to EATING for rocky
who gets most excited about the holidays   /   ROCKY IM CRYING
who is the big spoon/little spoon   /   depends   !   but frank luvs when rocky holds him in his big strong arms hsdgahsgh
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports   /   ROCKY but frank is a sore loser whereas rocky is probs indifferent
who starts the most arguments   /   frank 
who suggests that they buy a pet   /   !!!!! rocky !!!! 
what couple traditions they have   /   um lmao   …   in the universe in which they actually get to spend more than one day together   (   ouch  )   they probably take a good hour to properly get out of bed each morning due to a.) rocky’s sleepiness & b.) frank damn near crying abt how warm & cozy rocky is   …   &   once frank WAKES TF UP and realizes that rocky needs actual food that will make him actually full he gets the servants 2 prepare rly nice dinners 4 them n such.   they honestly probably have so many obscure asf traditions tho 
what tv shows they watch together   /   frank HATES earth tv so he keeps rocky away from it tbh
what other couple they hang out with   /   uh what lmao   …   nbdy rly ‘ hangs out ’ with frank ur either his lover or his servant  
how they spend time together as a couple   /   they pretty much spend ALL their time 2gether does tht count   …
who made the first move   /   duh
who brings flowers home   /   frank aw
who is the best cook   /   NEITHER of them godddd