GET YOUR ROCKS OFF, BABY.

                                                       @wellsecluded​   /   ♥’d  !

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‘        oh,        you were there      !      it wasn’t EVER my intention to alarm anyone.     i should’ve done it long ago,   see         –       eddie no longer had any purpose here        !         ’        such cruel proclamations are uttered without so much as a single tear or mournful one - liner.         ‘       your brother insists we dispose of the corpse in the garden.         but i think       –       erm       –        i think that would be a tragic WASTE.       ’





                                                                  @awildewildeparty​​    /    ♥’d   !

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‘         are you thirsty,         LOVED ONE        ?        do you care for brandy     ?      ’       the doctor inquires,     crossing the room with noisy steps.          ‘        –       or tea,      perhaps,      if you’re feeling particularly DELICATE this evening      ?       ’





                                                                        @musicminded   /   starter ! 

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‘         do forgive me         …        you’ve caught me at a most      –       ’      a nasty,    over - the - shoulder glance at the doctor’s cowering servant,           who’d TRAGICALLY left the door unattended for much too long. ‘       –      SENSITIVE moment     !       ’         he adjusts crimson - colored silk,         covering what he can of himself,       eyes wild as he examines the stranger.               ‘           did you        –      erm       –     have you got an APPOINTMENT           ?               did we speak on the telephone        ?         ’





                                                                        @kingsmanhart   /    ♥’d.

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‘         well,             aren’t you SHARPLY DRESSED       !          ’             while it’s true that the doctor spends his time in the company of scantily - clad transylvanians         &       finds he’s most content wearing stockings and leather alone,      frank also appreciates handsome men,         overdressed in fine suits,       with a furrowed brow &     immaculate hair.         ‘          let me guess       :     CAR TROUBLE        ?      or maybe just a nice moonlit stroll        ?        surely you’re aware       –       these streets are TEEMING with    –    ’            a poisonous pause before ruby lips spread into a wicked grin.            ‘      danger     !    ’