GET YOUR ROCKS OFF, BABY.

nfurters:

blah so i look a mess bc i was crying but god what a supreme honor this was. i’m eternally grateful for tim & his beautiful, spotless soul & i don’t know what i ever did to deserve this 😩








HARRY   ;

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“Perhaps I should put it on my bucket list for later.” Harry mused aloud, finding it hard to mask a smirk which was threatening his lips. “Can I buy you a drink?” 

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                             stockinged legs cross  &&  ruby lips part   frank is concerned no longer with seducing and ensnaring the other man ; tonight, a drink will almost have to be enough. ❛ i think i’d be just heartbroken if you didn’t. ❜ 





brainsplitter:

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                         reminder  that  u  can  literally  always  send  me  memes  or  come  &  plot  stuff  w/  me  …  like  please  actually  i  am  so  thirsty  for  interaction





“Fuck” Sentence Starters

prcttyliics:

splattermemes:

Angry

  • “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
  • “Fuck this.”
  • “Get the fuck out of here.”
  • “Who the fuck are you?”
  • “Fuck that!”
  • “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
  • “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
  • “Shut the fuck up.“
  • “Get your fucking act together.”
  • “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
  • “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
  • “Get your fucking hands off of me!”
  • “Stay the fuck away from me.”
  • “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
  • “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
  • “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
  • “Get the fuck over it.”
  • “Where the fuck have you been?”
  • “What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

  • “Fuck life.” 
  • “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
  • “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
  • “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
  • “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
  • “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
  • “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
  • “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
  • “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
  • “Who the fuck cares?”
  • “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
  • “I fucked up my own life.”
  • “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

  • “Fuck you!”
  • “I fucked your mom last night.” 
  • “You’re a fucking asshole.”
  • “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
  • “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
  • “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
  • “Go fuck yourself.”
  • “Motherfucker!”
  • “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
  • “Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

  • “Fuck me.”
  • “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
  • “I’d fuck you all night long.”
  • “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
  • “You look so fucking hot right now.”
  • “Fuck–faster~”
  • “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
  • “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
  • “Babe, fuck–not here.”
  • “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
  • “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
  • “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
  • “F-fuck–please–~”
  • “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
  • “You better use a fucking condom.”
  • “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
  • “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
  • “Fuck, it’s big.”
  • “Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

  • “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
  • “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
  • “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
  • “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
  • “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
  • “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
  • “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
  • “What the fuck did we do last night?”
  • “Where the fuck am I?”
  • “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
  • “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
  • “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
  • “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
  • “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
  • “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
  • “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”




HARRY.

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“I can only hope you plan to eat me whilst I’m still alive.” 

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                            ❛ you should be so lucky. ❜ a wink. frank appears thoughtful  ;  it seems only yesterday that he was accusing harry of being a filthy spy. ah, well  –  handsome earthlings have become one of the doctor’s many weaknesses









DOMESTIC.

                             it  was  for  a  long  moment  that  she  stood  there,  SILENT  as  the  master  explained  his  plan  to  bring  HUMANS  back  to  the  castle,  to  have  them  remain  here  until  he  ultimately  grew  BORED  of  them  &&  she  was  left  to  clean  up  the  mess.  &&  that  atop  of  the  fact  that  she  DESPISED  the  creatures  that  lived  on  this abhorrence  of  a  rock,  atop  of  the  fact  that  HE  KNEW  that  she  didn’t  want  them  anywhere  near  her,  anywhere  near  the  castle.  ❛   i  don’t  think  it’s  wise,  master,    ❜  &&  that  was  as  CORDIAL  as  the  domestic  could  phrase  as  such,  for  if  she  knew  there  was  no  F E A R  of  consequence,  she  would  have  told  him  exactly  how  she  felt  about  the  decision,  but  that,  she  knew  would  be  a  DANGEROUS  play,  a  play  that  she  couldn’t  afford.  
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                                                                         a delicate huff. ❛ oh, of course you don’t. ❜

                       the doctor crosses the room, gloved fingertips fumbling with his hulking plastic dispenser the one he’s filled to the very brim with the finest wine in all the universe. a paper cup is lifted to painted lips, && the master sips daintily. why he bothers, honestly, to inform the domestic of his affairs remains ever a mystery, even to the furter himself. frank hesitates, teeth grazing the tip of his tongue, before he opts to crow at the woman some more. ❛ they, ❜ begins he, emerald eyes dark && vile, ❛ — ought to be frightened of us ! they aren’t possibly bright enough to do us any harm. it’s perfectly wise, magenta, to taunt one’s prey before, ahem, digging in. i deserve a bit of fun, don’t you think ?